May I come into your apartment, please?

I saw you going inside, and I was just feeling lonely... Besides, it's beginning to get a bit chilly out here. What's your name?

It pays to be prepared. Do like your mother says, and clean up your apartment before this happens. It's a real embarrassing mess in there. And for god sakes, change the sheets and make your bed.

This is an attempt at humor... my sincere apologies to all parties.

Please send complaints to: Leigh S. Jones.